Why subscribe?

Excellent question! And might I say, you’re looking lovely today.

So, what does subscribing to the Open Treasure Chest get you? Well, the most succinct answer is *everything*.

Everything I ever wanted?

That would be lovely, wouldn’t it? And, tragically, though I’d love to provide it, the answer is probably not. But, might I add, I love what you’ve done with your hair.

So what do I get as a Subscriber?

Access to everything. By which I mean: Every new anecdote. Every bizarre flight of fancy editorial musing I may ponder. Plus the entire back catalogue and extensive archive of verbose and digression filled nonsense I’ve thus far posted. Incidentally, have you lost weight? You’re looking very trim.

Help plunder from the Chest!

But that’s not all! I’m an indecisive soul at the best of times, so Subscribers will have the opportunity to weigh in and vote on what gets posted. Additionally there’ll also be regular chats and AMA’s so you can stay in the loop of everything Alice. Even if it’ll mostly consist of me thanking you all for being so wonderful.