Archive - Alice's Open Treasure Chest

June 2025

When Cinema quite literally Sucks

More Cock-Hitch than Hitchcock

Jun 17 •

Double Penetration - Doubly Pleasurable or Dubiously Problematic?

Some sexual analysis with the emphasis on the *anal*.

Jun 10 •

May 2025

Getting Kinky? Put your best foot forward!

Baring my sole and bringing a man to heel.

May 28 •

Alice needs YOU!

Keeping Cumming and Carry On.

May 26 •

Quickie: "I hope for your sake she swallows!'

Being Uber impatient...

May 22 •

Speed Dating - 'If Wes Anderson did pornography...'

“Were you optimistic enough about this evening to have deployed a tactical wank before coming out?”

May 20 •

Alleyway Antics aka Sex down a side-street.

When trash talk leads to garbage sex.

May 15 •

Pinned down and pounded by my best friend's Ex...

The real meaning behind an ex-istential crisis.

May 13 •

The Joy Of Sex [Scrabble]

Why being a cunning linguist is better than a night out on the tiles...

May 8 •

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