100 Subscribers - Welcome and Thank you. Now I Need Your Help!
Let me celebrate the milestone by having a rant and asking a favour.
Hello dear reader.
Firstly and most sincerely; thank you. All one-hundred of you. I’m genuinely touched that you’ve made the effort to migrate from wherever you may have first encountered by particular brand of digression filled sexual anecdote, to join me in this little corner of the internet I call my own. I hesitated for the longest time regarding setting up a dedicated site for my tales, thinking I’d get perhaps a meagre dozen or so follow me, and I’d be left telling my same pool of seven jokes to the few with sufficient sypmathy to continue to pretend to find them funny.
Instead, to my surprise and delight, at the time of writing this over a hundred of you have seen fit to tag along. And I’m thrilled. I hope I make it worth your while.
*But*. Here’s the rub. And the moan. But neither in the sense you’d expect from what is probably catagorised as a ‘sexual/erotic blog’.
I strongly suspect the vast majority of you have found me via Reddit. Which isn’t at all surprising given it’s the only place I ever used to post this nonsense.
The key phrase there being ‘used to’.
Because, for the THIRD time in barely a year, I’ve found my Reddit account has been suspended.
At some point, perhaps after having first consumed an unwise quantity of G&T, I’ll tell the lengthy and ludicrous tale of how my first account came to be tossed into the vast oblivion of suspension, and my suspicions as to why the replacement accounts ultimately followed suit. But that’s for another time.
Because, right now, there’s work to do.
I want this place to continue to thrive and grow. I’d love a ridiculous community of likeminded individuals who enjoy a healthy dollop of humour and, dare I say, reality, to their sexual tales to have a place to call their own right here.
But I have no idea how to make that happen.
So I’m turning to you, dear reader.
*Where* do I go about sharing this? I’m sure the internet is awash with places it’d be useful for me to include a link, but I’m damned if I have the faintest idea where to find them. I’ve only ever posted on Reddit, and that started because I was bored. I simply don’t know what else is out there.
If you’ve any thoughts, suggestions, brilliant ideas or indeed simply want to continue to pester me to show my tits, do please let me know. The former as more useful, the latter stands as a testiment to your optimism.
Happy 100 to you all.
Alice x
Fetlife too left-field / hardcore for this?
They do have a 'writings' section
Though much of the user-base tends to focus on the pics of the human anatomy
You might diversify it. Can keep sharing links to this substack as well. Think Playboy articles- I'm sure people used to enjoy them
(Yes I'm a perv- so shoot me)
And... wait... your stories are... real? (Big whistle)
Why do they keep suspending your account? There's so many accounts that are peddling clearly fake, half assed stories to promote their OnlyFans that are allowed to stay while your account gets banned over and over?