Alice now has a Substack

What does that mean? Not a clue. Let's discover it together.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.

Congratulations. So what are you doing here?

Well, that’s a long story. And not a very interesting one.

But isn’t this supposed to be you pitching to us why to subscribe or something?

Good point.

Back in 2020 the world shut down. To help keep me sane(?) I did what all sane people do, which is to say I took to the internet and started sharing sexual anecdotes from my life. Over a couple of years, much to my surprise and delight, I found myself with quite a following. Surprising given my particular brand of anecdote tends to be a somewhat unique take on sharing the sexual experience.

Lovely. But why are you *here*?

Excellent question. The reasons are twofold.

First. It’s a practical thing. The medium I most frequently post to (which, for now, will rename nameless. Besides, I’m sure you know where you’ve come from. Everyone knows where they first read it.) has proven to be monstrously unstable, and one more than one occasion has taken it upon itself to cast me assunder. This will allow me a little corner of the internet to call me own, free from such worries and where folk can reach me should all else fail.

Also; Money?

Ah. The proverbial elephant in the room. So I’ll just come right out and say it.

Yes. There may also be a paid component to this. Writing is a lengthy processs. Importing hundreds of thousands of words of back catalogue takes time and effort. Also, as I’m sure a famous person probably once said; “A girl’s gotta’ eat".” Or something.

So. What’s the plan?

Very much in progress. Vaguely; I’ll post the back catalogue on here. New posts will go on here. Subscribers will get stuff. Paid subscribers will get more stuff. We’ll see if anyone actually subscribes and then take it from there.

Like your anecdotes you’ve written a lot but not said anything remotely sexual or arousing. Shouldn’t you do that to encourage an audience?

Sure;

Tits.

How’s that?

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