Alice's Tits Revealed at Last!
AKA Now that I've got your attention - Let's have a chat.
Hello faithful reader.
Firstly; apologies for the mild deception. I say mild because;
As you can see, these are my beloved tits. Aren’t they lovely? A truly memorable pair. *However,* now that I have your attention; let’s have a little chat.
For once I can skip the needless intro. The fact you’re reading this at all means you’ve already put in a certain amount of effort in actively seeking me out and, presumably, therefore wanting to hear more from me and/or continue to read my ever-increasingly-wordy tales of anecdotal anarchy. (Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until Mr ‘I’ll downvote everything you post on Reddit within five minutes of you posting it everytime and without fail’ also migrates across, In which case; Hello to you! I don’t understand your motives but I can’t help but admire your tenacity. But also; please stop, dickhead. Thank you.)
That you’re here means the world to me. Genuinely. Lord knows there’s plenty of other places on the internet you could be, and far more valid reasons to have to suffer the ignominty of entering an email address. But you’ve chosen to read this, and I massively appreciate your continued support.
Which brings me to the point of this:
What do you want from me?
I still don’t really understand what this place is or what I can do with it. So I’m hoping I can be lazy and ask you all instead. What do you want this Substack/Site/Blog/Whatever the hell it is to be? Is it an archive of old tales? Should I post new things here? Should I exclusively post new things here? Do you want things beyond sexual anecdotes? Shorter, briefer, ‘quickie’ style tales for a speedier read?
Or maybe you just want me to shut up, stop getting ideas above my station and get back to just posting vaguely horny stories once every blue moon. That’s fine too.
But this is your chance. Tell me what you want. I can’t promise I’ll provide it, but it’d be good to know what you’re all hankering after.
So, please; comment. Post. Reach out. Let me know. If you’re lucky, I’ll even share more of my tits. Titania especially loves being snapped.
Alice.
A picture of your actual t...
In all seriousness I'd very much like to see something a little different. I don't follow you for the occasional semi, I follow you because you make me laugh. I want to read your thoughts on random topics, write a blog about why people who take more than 2 spoons of sugar in their coffee are psychopaths, rant about how shit the weather is, a conspiracy theory about your best friend secretly being a lesbian, some fictional anecdotes or fantasies, literally anything. I just want more new content and I know you'll make it funny no matter what the topic is
Honestly, just keep doing what you're doing. If you have a story you want to share, write it down and post it.
Hell, even if you don't think a certain story is as good as some of your others, write it down and post it anyways! I'm sure there are people out there who'll enjoy it! I, for one, can't think of a single story of yours I didn't enjoy.