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coffee and goats's avatar

for perverts and puns,

dogging and digression, cum

and kind company.

"A place for:": A haiku by Alice, by me

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Alice's avatar

Let this be my legacy.

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Ash's avatar

Tit-totallers?

Haiku and tits too? HATT for short

Well written anecdote lovers, but mostly here for the tits (WWALBMHFTT)?

Or just plain old Wankers? Maybe Poetic Wankers if we want to sound classy

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Chris Hale's avatar

I’m with Ash

A superb pairing

I want HATT

🤗

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Ash's avatar

I also realized that HATT can lead to Hatters. And therefore a nod to the original Alice

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Chris Hale's avatar

A nod to Alice

A tribute to our scribe

Haiku and tits

(too)

🥳🤣

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itsMichael's avatar

Proud to be a charter member of Alice’s Booby Newbie’s club! Me thinks “chesties” feels good but I shall pontificate more on this query… congrats on 500+ and well deserved!

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Guy's avatar

Speaking of collective nouns, there's something about "Wanker's cult" that just resonates with me

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Alice's avatar

I have always wanted a cult to call my own...

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Romek60's avatar

Delightful and TITillating prose!

Will you consider also posting on !sexstories@lemmynsfw.com?

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Alice's avatar

Incredibly kind, thank you! Though I have a hard enough time keeping track of what I've posted here, let alone elsewhere on the internet, so I think I'll keep it to my Substack for now.

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Gopalakrishnan RAJARAMAN's avatar

Alice, in wonderland 🥳

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Pozzo's avatar

Hello, it’s nice to be here and I’m looking forward to exploring. Just wondered about the Porn Biscuits. Can you dip them in your tea?

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Alice's avatar

Absolutely. It's what turns a hobnob into a custard cream.

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Pozzo's avatar

I was just concerned that if it’s like a digestive then hot tea makes it soft. At my age that’s definitely an issue. Better pop it into your mouth straight away

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Alice's avatar

Hey, age is just a number. Sturdy dunkers are for life!

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Mark Hayes's avatar

Have you considered an interpretive dance?

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Alice's avatar

Fun fact: *All* of my posts and anecdotes are in fact written while I shake my groove 'thang to interpretively enact the Iliad through movement.

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Zero2822's avatar

The archive stories are always welcome but I'm excited for new anecdotes! The interactive element will be fun too, however that turns out

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Kg's avatar

Didn’t you start a series of events to celebrate you turning 3-0? Whatever happened to that?

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Kg's avatar

Ah the classic ‘I’ll write my memoirs by 40’ gambit. Bold, ambitious and enticing enough that I’ll keep checking the Substack regularly. But hey- there will be enough tension for all of us coming back for more right? Plenty of time for plot twists and last minute antics!

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Alice's avatar

I did indeed. Fell considerably short of my lofty goals, but they're all tales I'll get around to telling eventually. Perhaps by the time I turn 40...

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PaulW's avatar

Alice-o-philes?

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