Proud to be a charter member of Alice’s Booby Newbie’s club! Me thinks “chesties” feels good but I shall pontificate more on this query… congrats on 500+ and well deserved!
Incredibly kind, thank you! Though I have a hard enough time keeping track of what I've posted here, let alone elsewhere on the internet, so I think I'll keep it to my Substack for now.
I was just concerned that if it’s like a digestive then hot tea makes it soft. At my age that’s definitely an issue. Better pop it into your mouth straight away
Ah the classic ‘I’ll write my memoirs by 40’ gambit. Bold, ambitious and enticing enough that I’ll keep checking the Substack regularly. But hey- there will be enough tension for all of us coming back for more right? Plenty of time for plot twists and last minute antics!
for perverts and puns,
dogging and digression, cum
and kind company.
"A place for:": A haiku by Alice, by me
Let this be my legacy.
Tit-totallers?
Haiku and tits too? HATT for short
Well written anecdote lovers, but mostly here for the tits (WWALBMHFTT)?
Or just plain old Wankers? Maybe Poetic Wankers if we want to sound classy
I’m with Ash
A superb pairing
I want HATT
🤗
I also realized that HATT can lead to Hatters. And therefore a nod to the original Alice
A nod to Alice
A tribute to our scribe
Haiku and tits
(too)
🥳🤣
Proud to be a charter member of Alice’s Booby Newbie’s club! Me thinks “chesties” feels good but I shall pontificate more on this query… congrats on 500+ and well deserved!
Speaking of collective nouns, there's something about "Wanker's cult" that just resonates with me
I have always wanted a cult to call my own...
Delightful and TITillating prose!
Will you consider also posting on !sexstories@lemmynsfw.com?
Incredibly kind, thank you! Though I have a hard enough time keeping track of what I've posted here, let alone elsewhere on the internet, so I think I'll keep it to my Substack for now.
Alice, in wonderland 🥳
Hello, it’s nice to be here and I’m looking forward to exploring. Just wondered about the Porn Biscuits. Can you dip them in your tea?
Absolutely. It's what turns a hobnob into a custard cream.
I was just concerned that if it’s like a digestive then hot tea makes it soft. At my age that’s definitely an issue. Better pop it into your mouth straight away
Hey, age is just a number. Sturdy dunkers are for life!
Have you considered an interpretive dance?
Fun fact: *All* of my posts and anecdotes are in fact written while I shake my groove 'thang to interpretively enact the Iliad through movement.
The archive stories are always welcome but I'm excited for new anecdotes! The interactive element will be fun too, however that turns out
Didn’t you start a series of events to celebrate you turning 3-0? Whatever happened to that?
Ah the classic ‘I’ll write my memoirs by 40’ gambit. Bold, ambitious and enticing enough that I’ll keep checking the Substack regularly. But hey- there will be enough tension for all of us coming back for more right? Plenty of time for plot twists and last minute antics!
I did indeed. Fell considerably short of my lofty goals, but they're all tales I'll get around to telling eventually. Perhaps by the time I turn 40...
Alice-o-philes?