Alice needs YOU!

Keeping Cumming and Carry On.

As a quintet of great philosophers once said:

“Tell me what you want, what you really want…”

In their case the desired outcome seemed to be to quench the need to ‘Zigahzig-ah’, something that, whilst technically undefinable, is an urge I’m sure has resonated with a great many throughout the years.

Spice up your life, indeed.

(Geri was always my favourite, for anyone wondering. Not least becasue she’s long been an easy costume party choice of mine. In the unlikely event I ever hit 10,000 subscribers, I’ll share a picture of me in my version of famous Union Flag dress; possibly the shortest attire I’ve ever owned. How’s that for incentive?)

But already I’m digressing. Let’s, somewhat uncharacteristically, get to the point.

I NEED YOU!

Yes, *you*!

Not the person sat beside you, or the one glancing and reading this over your shoulder nor even the inevitable AI overlords that are inevitably scanning this into their cerebral networks in the hope of finding something worth farming.

You, faithful reader. The person reading this right now. As you sit thinking ‘she means her 1000+ readers generally, not actually *me*…’

YOU.

Hello! Let’s pretend for now it’s just us and there’s no one else out there in the big wide world. I’m Alice, nice to meet you! You’ve probably read about me. At least, I hope you have, ir this vaguely meta self indulgent nonsense is a very poor place to start. Go and read the one where I go to a Spa and then come back. That’s a good one!

Reader, I need your help.

How can you help, you may ask?

Simple. Be like the Spice girls.

Tell me what you want!

I’ve had enormous fun building up the Treasure Chest over the last few months. What started almost a year ago as a simple archive for old anecdotes has blosomed into a wonderful and flourishing community of eager booty-plunderers. And I’m thrilled to have you all along for the journey of whatever comes next.

But I also want to know what you *want* to come next.

If the answer is simply ‘more of the same’ then that’s fantastic. That’s the easiest option. Mercifully, I’m still a long way away from running out of anecdotal incidents from my eclectic sex life to share, so we’ve plenty of time before that particular well runs dry.

But perhaps some of you want more variety? And if so; what?

An example here is I’ve occasionally wondered if there’s any desire for some purely *fictional* tales? They’d be earmarked as such so there’d be no confusion between my actual anecdotes and fictional adventures, but taking a leap into pure fantasy would give a much broader range of tales to read than those that purely cater to my own person tastes and experiences.

Is this something readers out there would enjoy? Or are you here purely for tales from my life? Either answer is entirely acceptable and understandable, but *let me know*!

Likewise I’ve written a few more editorial style general ramblings. Are these an easy skip or do they add to the vibe? Something you enjoy or, again, not why you’re here?

All of the newer anecdotes to be on the lengthy side. Is a longer read something you like, or does it become too long to be managable during your reading downtime?

What would you like to see me doing and what, if anything do you want less of?

Again, there’s no right and wrong answers here. Nor is there any guarantee I’ll necessarily pick up on anything that’s sugested. This is purely me canvasing opinions.

So, to kick off, here are some polls. They’ll take a mere moment of your time to do please answer them and I’ll love you forever.

What I’d really appreciate though is comments, thoughts and feedback. I want this to be a discussion, not just me endlessly writing *at* you all.

So let me know. Comment with thoughts and opinions below.

Alice x