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Bryan Wiler's avatar

When I was 18, a girl I knew asked if I ever jerked off thinking about her. She didn’t do it in a sexy or seductive way, but instead because she seemed - to use a technical term - to be fu*cking with me. We were outside with a large group of friends on a random summer afternoon, with eyes and ears everywhere, and I was too reserved (and perhaps intimidated) to tell the truth. So, I quietly told her no rather than blurting out what I was really thinking, which was “HOLY SH*T, yes - more times than I could count.” And alas, about a year later we started dating…meaning I no longer needed to THINK about what it would be like.

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Paul B's avatar

So what films do you use for 'masturbatory encouragement'?!

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Fred's avatar

I’ve often enjoyed imagining what you look like and placing myself into one of your stories

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Ash's avatar

God gave us hands so we could wank

It’s what sets humans apart from other animals

Being part of someone’s (or more than one person’s) wank bank is a step up the evolutionary ladder

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