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Ash's avatar

This is without doubt

The sexiest haiku ever

Written in history

Fuck these are tricky

To write. How on earth did you

Manage this magic

My mind, its been blown

My imagination too

And my dick is hard

Suddenly Haikus

Are more fun than I thought they

would be. Thank you.

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Alice's avatar

I’m thrilled to induct

Someone new into haiku

My work here is done.

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Mr. London Reader's avatar

Manners he must learn

Because the saying is true

She always comes first

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coffee and goats's avatar

Haikus are my fave

This might be your best story

Fuck you morning wood

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